I don’t know what’s happening.
But I like it.
How….how the fuck did that happen?
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?!
are you a woman? not allowed!
gay? not allowed!
not married? not allowed!
too fat? not allowed!
on your period? not allowed!
with more than 1 consenting adult? not allowed!
in an interracial relationship? not allowed!
in the butt? not allowed!
sincerely,
sex negative douchebags
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
This was me at that crazy dinner on thursday.
im literally gonna make my next boyfriend fill this out
l. m. f. a. o. I just had to emphasize that.
I’m so printing this out and giving it to a certain person. xD
This is really how you get to know someone.
I actually love this!
All guys apply!
So yeah, someone should fill this out for me~
I have someone who may fill this out next weekend…
I walk to my kitchen to get water and I see a small head with white hair under my kitchen window.
My neighbor child is sitting close to my car on a rock, whispering. Since this is the kid that seems to cast spells around the neighborhood I am a bit cautious when I go to see what is going on.
She is holding a small puppy in her arms. The poor dog’s ribs are visible. She tells me how she found it almost dead when it was very very small (“it almost fit in my two hands so small”) and every other day she would go to the place with food for the dog.
It followed her home yesterday, and her parents don’t want pets under any circumstance so she shooed the dog away but it came back.
She looked me straight in the eyes, with her white hair blowing all around her face, and said:
“I know you are a good person. Can it stay in your garden and we feed him? Look he is hungry and very thin. I came to you because I know you won’t let it die.”I asked her what his name was she said, no no. I can’t name him. If I name him it’s mine. I can give you suggestions if you want. Then you name him.
When I wanted to take a picture of her and the dog, she jumped up and said: NO. I don’t want any evidence…..
and off she went.
This kid is beyond special.
i was this kid. i like her.
A few more kitties and I’m there :)
I LOVE crumpets.
That’s me. Just a few more animals…
